Twelve Moments Post 6 – I Hate BMW’s And You Should Too
Author: NovaJinx
Halfway there to Christmas! Time for another memory from summer 2009. I’ve noticed though that I don’t have all that many anime-related memories of last summer, possibly due to my work in brain-boiling temperatures staring at a flow of cardboard sheets for 8 hours a day.
Twelve Moments # 6 – Kaiji Hates BMW’s
And don’t we all? Nearly every fucktarded driver I have encountered has either been a woman or a BMW driver – and of course in worst cases both. People say a BMW makes you look “sporty“. No. Driving a BMW makes you look like a fuckface who thinks he’s a badass race driver, and everyone who doesn’t drive one will automatically identify you as a retard-on-wheels before you even have a chance of doing anything wrong. They should make special signs for BMW’s that warn people driving decent cars of an oncoming asshole…that is, if anyone didn’t already recognize them thanks to their tasteless design intended to appeal to 17 year old greasemonkeys-in-training. I’ve always hated BMW’s thanks to their idiotic ownership, before I even got my license. And this sure made my day when I was watching Kaiji while recovering from Desucon. You da man, Kaiji. Also, real men drive Skodas.
But don’t worry BMW-fags, it’s not like you’re even half as bad as Hummer “Hey look I’m rich and my balls are the size of peanuts!” H3 owners.
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I’ve always wanted a BMW. Well, a BMW or an Audi.
BMW exactly because it’s a car for arrogant, self-centered bastards.
But due to the recent circumstances, I guess I’ll take an Audi, if just for the EPIX TROLLFACE :DDDDDD.
@ niidel
Well done. Audi is like BMW with all the bad things about it removed. And thanks to the recent “circumstances” it’s totally a BRAHMOBILE.
Internet high five! o/
After reading your post I had the inclination to yell like Touma in To Aru: “Skoooooodaaaaaa!! But then I didn’t feel like equating Skoda with misfortune…
Audi-drivers are twice as dicks. If I ever wanted a german automobile it would be a bmw but luckily I’ve fallen in love with my honda <3. Once you go jap you never go back ^_^ (as friend of mine said, former bmw owner who now spends all his time fapping over his s13).
@ rossi
Maybe, but the vital difference is that Audi drivers know how to drive. BMW drivers think they’re in Initial D. I’ve never seen an Audi cut right in front of me in a traffic circle or gun down a 300m long street to and fro for two consecutive hours in a desperate attempt to have girls notice him.
Audi drivers are pricks, but they’re mature pricks. There’s a world of difference between them and the BMW-driving Peter Pans.