First there was Kanokon. Then this anime about little kids having sex with animals cross-pollinated with Kannagi in a fashion that would make even the murkiest sci-fi novels about genetic experiments gone wrong look like bedtime stories and we got Akikan!, an anime about metal cans that turn into hot girls, horny homosexual government officials and blind Korean lolis trapped in a cellar somewhere providing the animation. Simply put, a show every half-assed blogger such as myself could go on about to the point of nausea. But I’ll save that to the season start overview and instead present you a handy way to enhance your experience with Akikan! – a drinking game. I leave it up to you what kind of drink you’re going to use but please keep in mind that you can only hold yourself responsible if you happen to wake up on a plane headed for Cape Town.
Seiyuu
Every time a seiyuu sounds like s/he is wondering how s/he ended up in this anime – 1 drink.
Every time a seiyuu sounds like s/he is enjoying having ended up in this anime – 2 drinks.
Every time you wonder what the hell is Mamiko Noto doing in this anime – 3 drinks.
Animation
Every time a character’s eyes are misplaced – 1 drink per eye.
Every time Melon’s eyes are misplaced so that she looks like an Agent Orange child – 2 drinks per eye.
Every time animators were too fucking lazy to even draw a character’s eyes – 3 drinks per every frame they’re missing from.
Hidehiko & Airin
Every time Airin says “Kizaki desu!” – 1 drink.
Every time Hidehiko licks his lips - 2 drinks.
Every time Hidehiko says something that is subbed as “fabulous” – Drink until you see the bottom of your glass.
Jokes
1 drink for every joke involving a heterosexual intercourse.
2 drinks for every joke involving a homosexual intercourse.
3 drinks for every joke involving a sexual intercourse with a godforsaken metal can.
Bonus: Additional drink for any of previously mentioned if you lol’d.
Misc
Every time Melon hits Kakeru with her soda-attack – Drink as long as he keeps screaming.
Every time Najimi starts fantasizing about doing something nasty with Kakeru – Keep drinking until she stops looking like she’s on something.
Every time “I have a buttload of better things to watch but I’ll just get this over with since I happened to download it” pops into your mind – Empty the glass.
If your player crashes during the show in a desperate attempt to save your sanity – Turn off your computer and head over to a bar.
lol nice game you have right here, i almost end up intoxicating my self with beer and light tequila shots. seriously i had a 12 can beer on the freeze (not even mine) and finished watching the last akikan! episode were they display a web-page to check the drink, i went to that website but had little luck cause everything was in Japanese (i mean come on i barely know English) wish i don’t know but a few words i caught watching amine. so yeah, there you have me searching it on Google and stumbling with this website and game. fist thing i said was “well it looks fun why not give it a try” then i went and left 1st episode loading (again) while i went get the beer and some ice. i was bit close to finish episode 6 when i had ran out of beer and could barely stand, well since i was drunk by that time i wanted more so i went to get the light tequila bottles that are on the basement. when i finished with episode 7……. well to put it this way i have no memory what so ever of having finished episode 7, i mean next morning the computer was hibernated and it was on episode 7 + i had the worst headache iv ever had in my entire life.
this games of yours are amazing, i just hope you make some more.
well you just gave me a reason to finish this show :p