Internet Justice – #animeblogger Court Session, 13th of October 2008

Author: nova

This is a transcript of a session of Internet Court on #animeblogger, after an annoying f/a/g found his way in and instantly proceeded with flaming shows people liked, while denying strongly having anything to do with /a/ or 4chan. Owen engaged with some counter-trolling, which resulted in one of the most hilarious happenings I’ve witnessed on IRC. Now for the good of the public education, I publish the court transcript (permission obtained from Court Scribe, some OOC crap and WB’s removed).

Judge: Kurogane
Prosecution: Owen
Defence: hiblios
Jury: NovaJinx, jinyamato
Court Scribe: mellow

«12:33:32» {saturnine} he has chosen to grace our IRC channel with his brand of stupidity
«12:33:40» {saturnine} which is like a bad hyrid of mike’s attention whorisms
«12:33:46» {saturnine} and Shance’s LOL I AM 4CHAN LOL
«12:33:54» {saturnine} and Drm’s mad hobo schtick.
«12:34:00» {hiblios} I am not stupid
«12:34:09» {hiblios} anyways ToraDora has yet to impress me
«12:34:12» {saturnine} with these factors in place I vote that this nutjob be ignored and/or evicted from our channel
«12:34:15» {saturnine} for the greater good
«12:34:22» {saturnine} the prosecution rests its case, your Honour
«12:34:29» {@Kurogane} Thank you saturnine
«12:34:36» » saturnine bows
«12:34:36» {@Kurogane} you’ve done a fine job yet again.
«12:34:41» {saturnine} as always.
«12:34:45» {Ci} has the jury reached a verdict then?
«12:34:48» {saturnine} they don’t call me the White Knight of Gotham for nothi-
«12:34:49» {@Kurogane} The collective will ponder on the case now.
«12:34:52» {saturnine} wait, wrong one.
«12:34:52» {hiblios} The defense would request permission to aproach the bench
«12:34:57» {@Kurogane} proceed.
«12:35:26» {@Kurogane} What does the defense have to say?
«12:35:37» {saturnine} you wanna fuck me
«12:35:40» {saturnine} and do me in the asss
«12:35:40» {Ci} your honor, judging from the silence, I hereby put forth the defence rests.
«12:35:45» {saturnine} that is what he has to say.
«12:35:46» {hiblios} The defense has evidence that not only is the prosecution part of F/a/gs
«12:35:50» {saturnine} or…
«12:35:54» {saturnine} [05:26:15] (hiblios) you can go fuck each other for all i care
«12:35:59» {saturnine} [05:20:41] (hiblios) japanese women are weakkkkk
«12:35:59» {saturnine} [05:20:49] (hiblios) passing out while pregnant
«12:36:00» {hiblios} But are implicit within the double implication of a lack of evidence upon the defender
«12:36:11» {hiblios} I present as evidence the following
«12:36:18» {+NovaJinx} nobody else than you here ever claimend not to go to /a/ though
«12:36:24» {Ci} so the accused stans guilty of a count of newfaggotry?
«12:36:27» {saturnine} MOE!
«12:36:28» {Ci} *stands
«12:36:50» {saturnine} [04:45:52] (hiblios) http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1223880717954.jpg
«12:36:50» {saturnine} [04:46:08] (+NovaJinx) …
«12:36:50» {saturnine} [04:46:21] (+NovaJinx) I thought you said you didn’t go to 4chan
«12:36:51» {saturnine} [04:46:25] (+NovaJinx) or /a/ for that matter
«12:36:51» {saturnine} [04:46:35] (hiblios) lol
«12:36:51» {saturnine} [04:46:36] (hiblios) ok
«12:36:53» {saturnine} [04:46:37] (hiblios) i lied
«12:36:55» {saturnine} [04:46:47] (hiblios) well
«12:36:57» {saturnine} [04:46:48] (hiblios) actually
«12:37:03» {+NovaJinx} OH SNAP
«12:37:04» {hiblios} I would like to point out that the PROSECUTION is the one we have a evidencie of a direct attachment with 4 chan
«12:37:13» {hiblios} and so far no evidence has been brought up connecting me with 4chan
«12:37:15» {saturnine} yes, because I lied about going to /a/, did I.
«12:37:27» {+NovaJinx} the issue here isn’t 4chan, but your faggotry <.<
«12:37:32» {saturnine} your f/a/ggotry.
«12:37:53» {hiblios} Then I would like the permission to cross examine the witnesses
«12:37:55» {saturnine} [04:24:14] (hiblios) thats not timi
«12:37:55» {saturnine} [04:24:17] (hiblios) tmi would be saying
«12:37:58» {saturnine} [04:24:29] (hiblios) "Because i'd have to clean up the dried up cum on my face"
«12:38:23» {saturnine} this is but a sample of the fabulous quality you've presented #ab with in the past few hours.
«12:38:24» {hiblios} Then I would like the permission to cross examine the witnesses
«12:38:34» {saturnine} you have our permission to get the fuck out and never come back.
«12:38:41» {saturnine} we grant you that.
«12:38:46» {hiblios} Saturnine you are not the judge and jury here
«12:38:48» {Ci} lol sat lol
«12:38:54» {hiblios} You are simply a agente of the prosecution
«12:39:07» {sentinel011} The witnesses unanimously vote for the booting off of hiblios from #ab
«12:39:16» {hiblios} Now I'd like to approach Sentinel011
«12:39:19» {saturnine} [04:12:34] (hiblios) hey homos <-- these are his opening words
«12:39:26» {saturnine} very articulate and intelligent if you ask me.
«12:39:33» {saturnine} or what about this
«12:39:36» {saturnine} [04:15:56] (hiblios) 80% of anime ever made
«12:39:36» {saturnine} [04:15:57] (hiblios) is bland
«12:39:46» {Ci} how many counts of trollan does the prosecution put forth?
«12:39:46» {hiblios} Sentinel011: what did you say to the defendant before the the following tarade was recorded?
«12:39:47» {saturnine} third and fourth lines said respectively
«12:39:52» {hiblios} (hiblios) its hot tho
«12:39:53» {hiblios} (hiblios) you know you like it
«12:39:53» {hiblios} (hiblios) you wanna fuck me
«12:39:53» {hiblios} (hiblios) and do me in the asss
«12:39:57» {sentinel011} sorry, i've issued a absolute restraint order against hiblios
«12:40:22» {hiblios} Permission to treat the witness as hostile?
«12:40:33» {@Kurogane} Denied.
«12:40:50» {hiblios} Then asnwer the question sentinell
«12:40:51» {Ci} what does the judge have to say then
«12:40:53» {saturnine} if you find Downs kids drooling on their shirt hilarious
«12:40:54» {sentinel011} if in any case, i'd like to take my bath.
«12:40:59» {hiblios} what was it you said before the event took place?
«12:41:09» {@Kurogane} The collective is pondering the case and reviewing the case files currently.
«12:41:16» {sentinel011} I have revoltech gurren lagann figurines to purchase on behalf of my friend.
«12:41:25» {hiblios} Judge; inform the witness of the consequences of denying to testify
«12:42:06» {hiblios} Very rwell
«12:42:09» {hiblios} SENTINEL011
«12:42:15» {@Kurogane} Permission was not given to question witness
«12:42:20» {@Kurogane} please stand down, defendent.
«12:42:25» {saturnine} rofl
«12:42:31» {+NovaJinx} pwnt
«12:42:38» {hiblios} permission to cross examine the witness
«12:42:39» {sentinel011} kuro> gj (o_o) b
«12:42:39» {hiblios} requested
«12:42:41» {hiblios} once more
«12:42:45» {@Kurogane} Denied.
«12:42:52» {Ci} kuro has won
«12:43:22» {hiblios} Judge how do you expect me to defend my client when I am neither allowed to present my own witnesses nor cross examine the defenses witnesses?
«12:43:23» {@Kurogane} The collective has judged the witness has given enough statements.
«12:43:34» {sentinel011} you’re your own client, hiblios.
«12:43:36» {hiblios} How is this not a violation of due justice?
«12:43:38» {@Kurogane} you may call upon another witness.
«12:43:53» {hiblios} The defense calls Ci to the stand your honor
«12:44:03» {Ci} I beg to decline
«12:44:16» {+jinyamato} actually Ci, according to the court of law you can’t refuse
«12:44:22» {@mellow_bunny|work} YOYO HOMIES
«12:44:27» {@mellow_bunny|work} WHATS HAPPENING!
«12:44:28» {@mellow_bunny|work} FO SHO
«12:44:32» {hiblios} Is the witness guilty of something?
«12:44:37» {hiblios} Does he fear self incrimination?
«12:44:40» {saturnine} ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT.
«12:44:41» {hiblios} Very welll
«12:44:43» {+NovaJinx} stfu mellow, internet court is in session
«12:44:48» {hiblios} The defense calls NovaJinx to the stand
«12:44:51» {+jinyamato} and kuro is the judge
«12:44:56» {saturnine} COURT IS STILL IN SESSION.
«12:44:57» {@Guncannon} What the fuck are you guys doing?
«12:45:05» {saturnine} Guncannon: LARPing online obv
«12:45:06» {Ci} I abdicate in favour of NovaJinx
«12:45:09» {+NovaJinx} stand? Me?
«12:45:10» {@Guncannon} …
«12:45:11» {+NovaJinx} mkay
«12:45:11» {@mellow_bunny|work} I the honourable OP Mellow along with Guncannon will preside.
«12:45:14» {+jinyamato} GC it’s a phoneix wright case
«12:45:16» {hiblios} Bailiff please detain the interlopers
«12:45:18» {saturnine} BOW BEFORE THE JUDGE
«12:45:20» {@Guncannon} Ok, I am going to leave you guys alone. AFK.
«12:45:20» {@mellow_bunny|work} GUILTY!
«12:45:23» {@mellow_bunny|work} GUILTY!
«12:45:23» {saturnine} o
«12:45:27» {@Kurogane} ROFL.
«12:45:28» {+IcyStorm} don’t leave Guncannon
«12:45:28» {+NovaJinx} shut up mellow
«12:45:30» {@Kurogane} ahem
«12:45:31» {+jinyamato} mellow you’re not honourable
«12:45:31» {saturnine} OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
«12:45:34» {+IcyStorm} i’m not part of this madness
«12:45:34» {@mellow_bunny|work} SENTENCE HIM/HER/IT TO THE GALLOWS.
«12:45:34» {Ci} LOL
«12:45:38» {hiblios} NovaJinz now I’d like to ask you
«12:45:46» {hiblios} where were you upon midnight today?
«12:45:50» {+NovaJinx} excuse me, but it’s jinX, with an X
«12:45:57» {hiblios} ah
«12:45:58» {hiblios} forgive me
«12:46:07» {hiblios} NovaJinx: Where were you an hour ago?
«12:46:09» {+NovaJinx} in my apartment, secluded from the society, drinking beer
«12:46:19» {+IcyStorm} oh fuck
«12:46:20» {hiblios} Did you see the following dicussion?
«12:46:20» {saturnine} objection, prosecution determines that this fuckwit actually believes we’re RPing for the lulz
«12:46:25» {+NovaJinx} yes
«12:46:30» {@mellow_bunny|work} B&!
«12:46:33» {hiblios} (hiblios) its hot tho
«12:46:36» {hiblios} (hiblios) you know you like it
«12:46:36» {hiblios} (hiblios) you wanna fuck me
«12:46:37» {hiblios} (hiblios) and do me in the asss
«12:46:37» {+jinyamato} mellow shhh
«12:46:39» {+jinyamato} this is getting epic
«12:46:39» {@mellow_bunny|work} …………
«12:46:42» {+IcyStorm} what the fuck, hiblios
«12:46:42» {@Kurogane} Objection accepted.
«12:46:52» {Anja} o.o
«12:46:54» {@Kurogane} The defendent is advised to not spam.
«12:46:56» {@mellow_bunny|work} Oh Kurogane!
«12:46:59» {+IcyStorm} what the hell is going on
«12:47:02» {+jinyamato} kuro put a restraining order on mellow pls
«12:47:03» {hiblios} so Novajinx, you saw that exchange
«12:47:06» {Ci} internet justice
«12:47:09» {@mellow_bunny|work} IcyStorm: Shhhh get out your sketchbook.
«12:47:11» {@Kurogane} this may be construed as disrespect to the collective.
«12:47:13» {saturnine} objection, prosection requests that this lunatic not copypaste anymore of his own brain-damaging, tumour-inducing lines
«12:47:18» » +IcyStorm sketches hibi
«12:47:18» {hiblios} did you see the comment from sentinel that proceded it?
«12:47:22» {+IcyStorm} …
«12:47:23» {saturnine} lol IcyStorm
«12:47:23» {@Kurogane} Objection accepted.
«12:47:25» {+NovaJinx} no
«12:47:28» {@mellow_bunny|work} SZS court style!
«12:47:30» » +IcyStorm sketches hiblios*
«12:47:35» {+NovaJinx} I’m afraid I was AFK at the moment
«12:47:40» {Ci} order in the ab court!
«12:47:46» {@mellow_bunny|work} Who wants punch?
«12:47:48» {+jinyamato} Ci is the baliff?
«12:47:49» {hiblios} I would like to introduce defenses evidence number 9
«12:47:52» {+IcyStorm} I WANT SOME
«12:47:54» {@Kurogane} (holy shit, i may just order a +m for the heck.)
«12:47:54» {hiblios} A chat log
«12:48:01» {+jinyamato} lolz
«12:48:04» {@mellow_bunny|work} Kurogane: DOOO EEETTTT
«12:48:07» {hiblios} containing the following line from sentinel during this event
«12:48:07» {saturnine} lol
«12:48:08» {hiblios} sentinel011> we don’t need commentaries of you watching this sex education ‘anime’
«12:48:18» {hiblios} Now mr Jinx
«12:48:31» {@Kurogane} how does the evidence correlate to the ongoing case?
«12:48:31» « mode » {mellow_bunny|work} sets {+v saturnine}
«12:48:36» {+saturnine} v!
«12:48:43» {hiblios} do you think that when Sentinel enclosed the term anime in ’s that he was being a bit, trollish maybe?
«12:48:47» {+IcyStorm} V! mmm… Misuzu.
«12:48:50» {+jinyamato} OBJECTION
«12:48:51» {@mellow_bunny|work} OBJECTION!
«12:48:56» {+NovaJinx} no
«12:49:00» {@mellow_bunny|work} LEADING THE WITNESS!
«12:49:00» {+NovaJinx} not at all
«12:49:03» {@Kurogane} Objection accepted.
«12:49:04» {+NovaJinx} that’s just senti
«12:49:07» {+NovaJinx} being himself
«12:49:09» {@mellow_bunny|work} Thank you judge.
«12:49:16» {+jinyamato} your honour , the defence is insulting someone else,
«12:49:18» {hiblios} then what would you say was his intent?
«12:49:29» » +IcyStorm sketches mellow_bunny|work touching Kurogane
«12:49:33» {hiblios} Very Well
«12:49:34» « join » {Impz} {~impzus@6b45bb2.2803ef39.singnet.com.sg}
«12:49:40» {+jinyamato} shit
«12:49:43» {@mellow_bunny|work} IcyStorm: make sure you add some flowers in my hair.
«12:49:46» {hiblios} the defense callls Saturnine to the stand
«12:49:46» {+jinyamato} more ppl are coming in
«12:49:49» {@mellow_bunny|work} ALl stand for the green trap.
«12:49:52» {Anja} SUPREME RULLER IMPZ HAS ARRIVED
«12:49:54» {Ci} ALL RISE
«12:49:57» {+NovaJinx} what he said was more of an auto-response of his nervous system to a typical channel newfag. This is a common phenomenon amongst veteran IRC-users
«12:49:57» {Anja} :o
«12:50:01» » hiblios rises
«12:50:01» » +IcyStorm adds flowers to mellow_bunny|work’s hair
«12:50:20» {hiblios} the defense callls Saturnine to the stand
«12:50:32» {@mellow_bunny|work} lol impz.
«12:50:34» {@mellow_bunny|work} IMPOSTER.
«12:50:35» » +IcyStorm begins to draw sat-chan and Kurogane holding hands together
«12:50:37» {+saturnine} o
«12:50:38» {+saturnine} …
«12:50:39» {@Kurogane} (mellow what was that rofl)
«12:50:41» » +saturnine sets IcyStorm on fire
«12:50:44» « kick » {Guncannon} was kicked by {mellow_bunny|work} mellow_bunny|work
«12:50:44» {+saturnine} rofl wtf
«12:50:45» « join » {Guncannon} {~Guncannon@kimi.o.mamoru.kaze.ni.nari.tai}
«12:50:51» {+saturnine} CIVIL WARRRRRR
«12:50:51» {hiblios} The Defense humbly requests to call Saturnine to the stand!
«12:50:52» {sentinel011} LOL
«12:50:53» {@mellow_bunny|work} fuck
«12:50:54» « mode » {Kyouka-sama} sets {+v Guncannon}
«12:50:55» {+saturnine} order in the court
«12:50:56» {+jinyamato} …..
«12:50:59» {+saturnine} mellow stop banning the wrong people
«12:51:01» {+saturnine} GUARDSSSSSSSS
«12:51:03» {Ci} order, order!
«12:51:05» {@mellow_bunny|work} Kurogane: spammer.
«12:51:08» {@mellow_bunny|work} ORDER!
«12:51:13» {@Kurogane} oh yeah
«12:51:15» » +IcyStorm is burned
«12:51:18» {+jinyamato} where is kuro
«12:51:26» {@Kurogane} oh god, i might as well.
«12:51:27» » @mellow_bunny|work pours coolaid on IcyStorm
«12:51:27» {+jinyamato} accept witness your honour or reject
«12:51:33» « mode » {Kurogane} sets {+m}
«12:51:35» {@Kurogane} there
«12:51:38» {+NovaJinx} \o/
«12:51:44» {+NovaJinx} I like this development
«12:51:44» » +saturnine shakes hands with Kurogane
«12:51:53» « mode » {Kurogane} sets {+v hiblios}
«12:51:53» {+jinyamato} the court has spoken
«12:51:54» {+saturnine} superb plot twist.
«12:51:55» {@Kurogane} there.
«12:51:56» {+saturnine} o
«12:51:58» {@Kurogane} okay
«12:51:59» {+hiblios} The Defense humbly requests to call Saturnine to the stand!
«12:52:04» {@Kurogane} accepted.
«12:52:09» {+saturnine} what the hell.
«12:52:19» {@mellow_bunny|work} OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR!
«12:52:28» {+hiblios} Mr. Saturnine; you were present when I first entered the room were you not?
«12:52:29» {@Kurogane} the defendent may ask one question from witness saturnine
«12:52:32» {@mellow_bunny|work} saturnine is not an unbiased witness.
«12:52:43» {+hiblios} It does not matter
«12:52:43» {+saturnine} yes, and I wish I could turn back time and have stopped that from happening.
«12:52:44» {@mellow_bunny|work} He has ties to criminal organisations in play in this case.
«12:52:46» {@Kurogane} mellow_bunny|work: a witness, still nonetheless.
«12:52:50» {+jinyamato} yes
«12:52:54» {+saturnine} mellow: my men will get you after you step out of the office
«12:52:55» {+saturnine} just you wait
«12:53:01» {@Kurogane} ROFL
«12:53:03» {+hiblios} Now Saturnine how would you characterize the first phrase you uttered when I entered?
«12:53:05» {@mellow_bunny|work} I understand your honour, I would like this noted however.
«12:53:07» {+hiblios} LEt me refresh your memory
«12:53:22» {+NovaJinx} OBJECTION! The defendant was only allowed one question!
«12:53:25» {+hiblios} (saturnine) Looks like another /a/ faggot is here.
«12:53:27» {+saturnine} that’s two questions.
«12:53:29» {@Kurogane} objection accepted.
«12:53:35» {+saturnine} your first words in this channel, hiblios
«12:53:39» {+saturnine} [04:12:34] (hiblios) hey homos
«12:53:45» {+hiblios} OBJECTION
«12:53:48» {+saturnine} obviously this channel is 100% homosexual
«12:53:51» {+hiblios} the prosecution spoke out of turn
«12:53:55» {+saturnine} therefore a straightfag like you has no place in here
«12:53:59» {+hiblios} I request that be striken from the record
«12:54:04» {+saturnine} it’s in our IRC logs.
«12:54:17» {@mellow_bunny|work} hmm
«12:54:19» {+hiblios} I request the introduction of this new evidence be stricken
«12:54:20» {@mellow_bunny|work} i can verify.
«12:54:21» {@Kurogane} granted. fine, the defendent may ask the prosecutor another question.
«12:54:29» {+hiblios} Very well
«12:54:32» {@Kurogane} please make sure the question is relevant.
«12:54:38» » +NovaJinx requests permission to have this session recorded and published on his weblog for the good of public education and welfare
«12:54:39» {@Kurogane} and pertains to the case at hand.
«12:54:42» {+hiblios} Saturnine how would you characterize your first words that you uttered
«12:54:48» {+hiblios} (saturnine) Looks like another /a/ faggot is here.
«12:54:56» {@mellow_bunny|work} NovaJinx: The court scribe deems this appropriate.
«12:54:56» {+saturnine} relevant, and factually accurate.
«12:55:00» {+jinyamato} damm joo nova
«12:55:04» {+jinyamato} so mellow is the court scribve now?
«12:55:08» {@Kurogane} okay.
«12:55:08» {+hiblios} Relevant and factually accurate
«12:55:12» {+jinyamato} i would be the jury then
«12:55:12» » +hiblios turns to adress the jury
«12:55:14» {+jinyamato} nova and i
«12:55:20» {@mellow_bunny|work} I have recorded all that has taken place since it begain.
«12:55:35» {+hiblios} does it not seem that these ….factually accurate words are in fact inflamatory?
«12:55:38» {+jinyamato} yes defence attorney hiblios
«12:55:54» {+jinyamato} umm it’s sat-chan
«12:55:59» {@mellow_bunny|work} I the court scribe wish to bring sentinel011 into this trial as prosocution assistant.
«12:56:03» {+hiblios} Does not saying them create predespositions in the mind to hate that person
«12:56:08» « mode » {mellow_bunny|work} sets {+v sentinel011}
«12:56:08» {@Kurogane} mellow: granted.
«12:56:12» {+hiblios} The Defense Rests
«12:56:13» {@mellow_bunny|work} Thank you judge.
«12:56:19» {@Kurogane} thank you defense
«12:56:21» {+jinyamato} mellow it’s “ur honour”
«12:56:30» {+saturnine} lol
«12:56:31» {+hiblios} The Prosecution may proceed with cross examination
«12:56:37» {@Kurogane} the prosector may now continue… HYE!
«12:56:38» {+sentinel011} o_o
«12:56:39» {@mellow_bunny|work} jinyamato: i will strike your impudence fromt he record for now.
«12:56:46» {@Kurogane} ahem
«12:56:55» {@mellow_bunny|work} <_<
«12:56:57» » @mellow_bunny|work types
«12:56:59» {+jinyamato} mellow: you should call kuro "your honour" ,not judge
«12:57:07» « mode » {mellow_bunny|work} sets {-v jinyamato}
«12:57:10» {@Kurogane} does the prosecutor have anything to add to the statement?
«12:57:12» {@mellow_bunny|work} Carry on your honour.
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«12:57:21» » +IcyStorm spills ink all over mellow_bunny|work
«12:57:26» {+IcyStorm} >_>
«12:57:33» {+hiblios} <_<
«12:57:35» » @mellow_bunny|work licks himself clean
«12:57:40» {+jinyamato} apparently the prosecution is not around
«12:57:41» » @mellow_bunny|work strikes that from the record.
«12:57:52» {@mellow_bunny|work} sentinel011 is the assitant prosocutor!
«12:57:56» « mode » {Kurogane} sets {-m}
«12:58:01» {@mellow_bunny|work} I call that sentinel011 continue~!
«12:58:02» {+hiblios} If the prosecution has no reason to cross examination I would reccomend we issue closing statements
«12:58:12» {@Kurogane} proceed then
«12:58:17» {+saturnine} my recommendation: B&4LYF.
«12:58:26» » +hiblios moves to adress the jury
«12:58:29» » +saturnine sits down
«12:58:35» {+hiblios} Ladies and Gentlemen you have heard today a tragic tale
«12:58:44» {@mellow_bunny|work} *whoopi cushion*
«12:58:51» {+hiblios} a tale of a man so ostricized by the community and people around him that he became what he was called
«12:59:18» {+hiblios} Without evidence and with extreme prejudice you heard how the prosecutor called the defender a “/a/ faggot”
«12:59:29» {+sentinel011} Your honour, hiblios has blatantly spread his menace throughout the channel by forcefully assuming me to be gay, and wishing him to ‘do him in the ass’.
«12:59:41» {@Kurogane} silence
«12:59:46» {+hiblios} You learned how he continued to disbelieve the defender even when the defender pointed out he wasn’t
«12:59:50» {@Kurogane} do no interrupt the closing statement.
«13:00:16» {+hiblios} You have learned how the prosecutions assistant used further strong language to bait the defender to further deflower himself with words
«13:00:26» {+hiblios} there is no doubt that the defender did in fact use language that is faggy
«13:00:29» {@mellow_bunny|work} objection your honour!
«13:00:37» {+saturnine} OBJECTION at use of “deflower”
«13:00:37» {@mellow_bunny|work} my religon forbids me to type deflowered.
«13:00:41» {+saturnine} this is not a sex scene in an eroge
«13:00:49» {@Kurogane} Objection sustained.
«13:00:55» {@mellow_bunny|work} Thank you your honour.
«13:01:07» {+hiblios} but ladies in gentlemen does it make sense that a man with no prior prejudice to anyone in this room act in such a way?
«13:01:16» {+saturnine} (@mellow_bunny|work) my religon forbids me to type deflowered. <– you just did!
«13:01:27» {+hiblios} ladies and gentlemen one of the standards of our justice system is that it is better to let go 10 guilty men
«13:01:35» {+hiblios} then to charge and put in jail one man who is innocent
«13:01:45» {+NovaJinx} jury requests defendant to stop babbling nonsense, so we can have our pondering session and have this thing over with
«13:01:49» {@mellow_bunny|work} saturnine: I spoke it.
«13:01:49» » +NovaJinx sips coffee
«13:01:50» {+hiblios} Ladies and gentlemen the fact is the actions taken by my client do not make sense
«13:01:55» » +saturnine nods
«13:02:02» {+hiblios} They were created by conditioning putforth by the prosecution
«13:02:08» {@Kurogane} NovaJinx: the defendent is giving his closing statement, I believe the prosecution has already done so.
«13:02:08» {+saturnine} OBJECTION, this faggot is going the tl;dr mode
«13:02:11» {+hiblios} the events that took place were no more then the prosecutions fault
«13:02:17» {@Kurogane} Objection denied.
«13:02:27» {+hiblios} Remember people, does it make sense that a innocent young boy say such things?
«13:02:28» {+NovaJinx} (it’s overruled)
«13:02:29» {+NovaJinx} :P
«13:02:36» {+hiblios} does it make sense that so much hate was shown to him?
«13:02:38» {@Kurogane} (oops)
«13:02:44» {+hiblios} If it doesn’t make sense then you must acquit
«13:02:48» {@mellow_bunny|work} (i have cake anyone keen?)
«13:02:48» {+hiblios} ladies and gentlemen
«13:02:51» {+hiblios} it doesn’t make sense.
«13:03:00» {@Kurogane} the defendent, you have another minute to end your closing statement.
«13:03:03» {+sentinel011} OBJECTION, there is no proof t hat hiblios is an ‘innocent young boy’
«13:03:04» » +IcyStorm puts on a crying Komoe look and holds up a tl:dr sign
«13:03:09» {+hiblios} I am finished
«13:03:19» {@Kurogane} objection overruled
«13:03:20» {+hiblios} Sentinel this is a closing statement
«13:03:22» {+hiblios} proof is not needed
«13:03:24» {@Kurogane} there is no proof otherwise.
«13:03:30» {+hiblios} The defense rests
«13:03:31» {+sentinel011} right.
«13:03:42» {+sentinel011} now, where is saturnine to give the closing statement.
«13:03:52» {+saturnine} I did, earlier
«13:03:55» {@Kurogane} the prosecution has already given his, I believe
«13:03:56» {@mellow_bunny|work} http://natsuneko.animeblogger.net/wp-content/images/vectors/komoe1/komoe-v-th.jpg
«13:03:58» {+saturnine} [05:58:17] (+saturnine) my recommendation: B&4LYF.
«13:04:00» {@Kurogane} “ban 4 life”
«13:04:06» {+sentinel011} lul.
«13:04:08» {+sentinel011} okay.
«13:04:23» {@Kurogane} the court now adjourns

On another channel…

«12:58:42» {!NovaJinx} btw as the jury
«12:58:45» {!NovaJinx} what do you think?
«12:58:50» {+jinyamato} quite tough
«12:58:52» {!NovaJinx} I say guilty on all accounts
«12:58:57» {@Kurogane} hahaha
«12:58:57» {+jinyamato} i mean the defence put on a good fight
«12:59:20» {!NovaJinx} but we must make him an example
«12:59:22» {+jinyamato} i would say guilty too
«12:59:26» {!NovaJinx} otherwise he will carry on his faggotry
«12:59:33» {+jinyamato} but the prosecution is also at fault
«12:59:43» {!NovaJinx} duh, it’s sat
«12:59:45» {+jinyamato} so we have a dilema
«12:59:46» {+jinyamato} yar
«12:59:48» {+jinyamato} exactly
«12:59:56» {+jinyamato} we can’t punish one, while the other goes scot free too
«13:00:24» {!NovaJinx} how about sat gets -v
«13:00:24» {@Kurogane} rofl
«13:00:28» {@Kurogane} this guy is quite good.
«13:00:33» {+jinyamato} sat-chan is already -v
«13:00:35» {+jinyamato} yes
«13:00:40» {+jinyamato} he’s very good in his defence
«13:00:51» {+jinyamato} i got to admit, if sat-chan is edgeworth then he’s phoenix wright
«13:01:22» {+jinyamato} we do have a tough choice gentlemen
«13:01:44» {@Kurogane} wow he’s citiing that
«13:01:58» {+jinyamato} well he’s real good that’s what i got to say
«13:02:52» {!NovaJinx} well
«13:03:02» {!NovaJinx} if we award him one Internets before b&
«13:03:12» {!NovaJinx} for being genuinely amusing
«13:03:30» {+jinyamato} ok
«13:03:36» {+jinyamato} seriously this is tough
«13:03:42» {+jinyamato} if we do that to the defendant
«13:03:46» {+jinyamato} what about the prosecution
«13:03:53» {!NovaJinx} have him kicked
«13:03:57» {!NovaJinx} but not banned
«13:04:00» {!NovaJinx} that should do
«13:04:02» {+jinyamato} he got auto hopped dude
«13:04:18» {!NovaJinx} temp ban for hiblios
«13:04:23» {!NovaJinx} that’s what I think is appropriate
«13:04:29» {!NovaJinx} for maybe 30 mins
«13:04:40» {+jinyamato} for sat-chan?
«13:05:11» {!NovaJinx} kick for sat, 30min temp ban for hiblios
«13:05:17» {!NovaJinx} I think that’s fair enough
«13:05:30» {@Kurogane} rofl
«13:05:34» {!NovaJinx} well?
«13:05:39» {@Kurogane} i think we’ve brought this far enough
«13:05:46» {+jinyamato} yes
«13:06:04» {+jinyamato} i think we have come to a decision
«13:06:06» {+jinyamato} ur honour
«13:06:08» {!NovaJinx} okay
«13:06:10» {!NovaJinx} let me announce it
«13:06:18» {+jinyamato} and a stern warning also
«13:06:28» {+jinyamato} you need to give them stern warnings
«13:06:33» {@Kurogane} eh
«13:06:34» {@Kurogane} wait
«13:06:44» {+jinyamato} or does kuro have other plans
«13:07:00» {@Kurogane} i don’t know, I’m not banning either of them, that’s for sure
«13:07:09» {@Kurogane} this is quite fun enough
«13:07:12» {@Kurogane} rofl
«13:07:14» {+jinyamato} lol
«13:07:58» {+jinyamato} nova
«13:08:06» {+jinyamato} then we need a new ending
«13:08:11» {+jinyamato} what about this
«13:08:17» {+jinyamato} stern warning to both of them
«13:08:22» {+jinyamato} kick for hiblios

Back to the court!

«13:10:10» {+hiblios} Ladies and gentlemen it seems that the jury is in
«13:10:17» {+NovaJinx} Your Honor, the jury has concluded that the defendant hiblio is deemed guilty and recommends defendant to be kicked from the channel. The jury also feels that it is necessary to give a stern warning to both parties for needless slander and the use of personal insults.
«13:10:22» {+NovaJinx} Nothing further your Honor.,
«13:10:39» {@mellow_bunny|work} I would like to add that pancakes are nice on heads.
«13:10:32» {@Kurogane} thank you NovaJinx
«13:10:43» {+hiblios} OBJECTION
«13:10:46» {@Kurogane} …what?
«13:10:46» {@mellow_bunny|work} $4.99
«13:10:47» {+hiblios} who are the jury
«13:10:50» {+jinyamato} what???
«13:10:51» {@mellow_bunny|work} good price.
«13:10:52» {+jinyamato} pancakes?
«13:10:54» {+NovaJinx} me and jinyamato
«13:10:58» {@Kurogane} you cannot object to the jury’s judgement.
«13:10:58» {+hiblios} why do we have one person speaking for a number of people
«13:10:59» {@mellow_bunny|work} Wearable pancakes.
«13:11:02» {@Kurogane} you may appeal at a later time
«13:11:04» {+hiblios} very well
«13:11:12» {@Kurogane} the jury has discussed in a seperate room
«13:11:13» {+hiblios} The defense removes the objection
«13:11:18» {@Kurogane} for privacy reasons of course.
«13:11:31» {+hiblios} the juries in
«13:11:31» {@mellow_bunny|work} third time is a charm.
«13:11:36» {+hiblios} and this boys going in the slammer for 30 big ones
«13:11:38» {+hiblios} thats right
«13:11:49» {@mellow_bunny|work} I detect spam in the vicinity.
«13:11:55» {+NovaJinx} so who’s the executor?
«13:11:56» {+hiblios} 30 minutes of hard time in the “dont drop the soap” land
«13:12:08» {+hiblios} This is Bob
«13:12:09» {+jinyamato} there could only be one executor
«13:12:17» {@mellow_bunny|work} I wish to use lotto as executor.
«13:12:21» {+NovaJinx} lol
«13:12:24» {saturnine} lol
«13:12:26» {@mellow_bunny|work} 5 Rolls of Lotto as punishment.
«13:12:33» {@mellow_bunny|work} Quick succession.
«13:12:35» {+NovaJinx} haha
«13:12:35» {@mellow_bunny|work} No Pauses.
«13:12:36» {+Lupus-sol} that’s not much of a punishment
«13:12:39» {+NovaJinx} damn, should’ve thought of that

Let the punishment proceed!

«13:12:53» {+hiblios} !lotto
«13:12:54» {!Maestro} (Lotto Result): Sorry, that is not a winning number.
«13:13:00» {@mellow_bunny|work} again.
«13:13:00» {+hiblios} !lotto
«13:13:01» {!Maestro} (Lotto Result): Jackpot!!! You get Half-Op! (Don’t abuse this or the bots will retaliate.)
«13:13:01» « mode » {Maestro} sets {+h hiblios}
«13:13:01» {@mellow_bunny|work} faster
«13:13:05» {saturnine} ….
«13:13:05» {@mellow_bunny|work} faster
«13:13:05» {+sentinel011} …
«13:13:06» {@Kurogane} ROFL
«13:13:07» {@mellow_bunny|work} faster
«13:13:07» {@Kurogane} HAHAHA
«13:13:08» {%hiblios} YES
«13:13:08» {@mellow_bunny|work} faster
«13:13:09» {%hiblios} YES
«13:13:09» {+jinyamato} ROFL
«13:13:10» {@mellow_bunny|work} again
«13:13:10» {saturnine} LOL
«13:13:12» {@mellow_bunny|work} again
«13:13:13» {%hiblios} YES
«13:13:15» {%hiblios} !lotto
«13:13:15» {!Maestro} (Lotto Result): Hoeee~~
«13:13:18» {%hiblios} !lotto
«13:13:18» {!Maestro} (Lotto Result): Sorry, that is not a winning number.
«13:13:19» {@mellow_bunny|work} again
«13:13:20» {@mellow_bunny|work} again
«13:13:21» {%hiblios} !lotto
«13:13:21» {!Maestro} (Lotto Result): Super Negative Jackpot – 5 Minute Ban! (#15)
«13:13:21» « mode » {Maestro} sets {+b *!*324@*.1da97c9.ks.cox.net}
«13:13:21» « This {*!*324@*.1da97c9.ks.cox.net} ban affects: {%+hiblios}
«13:13:21» « kick » {hiblios} was kicked by {Maestro} Thanks for playing, you lose.
«13:13:24» {saturnine} ROFLMAO
«13:13:24» {@mellow_bunny|work} Perfect.
«13:13:24» {+NovaJinx} fuck yeah
«13:13:26» {@Kurogane} ROFL
«13:13:26» {+NovaJinx} woot
«13:13:26» {saturnine} hahhhahjasldhas
«13:13:28» {+sentinel011} LOLOL
«13:13:30» {@mellow_bunny|work} Justice mothefucker.