Code Geass R2 Ending Summary, IRC-style!

Author: nova

First off, I swear this is the last post I make about this show. Aurabolt wanted to know what the CG R2 was all about and I attempted to explain it to the best of my ability at around 23:46 in a way that would bring out the fact that the show is actually a cleverly disguised comedy series, much like Night Wizard I posted about some time in the past. Nasty language and spoilarz ahead, proceed at your own risk.

Nova’s retarded summary on Code Geass R2? Yeah, you heard it right!

{!aurabolt} I am going to laugh my butt off if there’s a third season for butt animu.
{!aurabolt} And peoplep still go ga ga over it.
{!NovaJinx} haha
{!NovaJinx} it’d be too epic
{!aurabolt} It’ll be even more fail than Death Note.
{!NovaJinx} well, Lelouch is now the Emperor
{!NovaJinx} there might as well be another season
{!aurabolt} o rly he is?
{!NovaJinx} since his bros aren’t too pleased about it = civil war
{!NovaJinx} yeah
{!aurabolt} orz
{!NovaJinx} and he has Spinzaku as his KNIGHT OF MOTHERFUCKING ZERO
{!aurabolt} ._.
{!NovaJinx} and the Dark Knights are now like LOL WUT
{!aurabolt} y he nt kiww him?
{!NovaJinx} well because apparently it’s something about Suzaku realizing that he’s just as fucked up as Lelouch
{!NovaJinx} so they might as well team up
{!aurabolt} Anime loves to shoot down characters like that. -_-;;
{!aurabolt} Suzaku is going to butt rape Lelouch later.
{!aurabolt} Unless the civil war doesn’t get to Lelouch first. :P
{!aurabolt} *-doesn’t
{!NovaJinx} and the Grudgeful Table Humping Lesbian is now @.@;;;;
{!aurabolt} LESBIAN BOMB
{!NovaJinx} cuz she killed like 75% of Tokyo
{!aurabolt} lol wut?
{!NovaJinx} with the lesbian bomb
{!aurabolt} Maybe I’ll watch it for the lulz. :D
{!aurabolt} Then give it a 5 out of 10 to make the retards rage.
{!NovaJinx} “SUZAKU DOOO IT USE TEH BOMB!” “Shut the fuck up bitch, I ain’t gonna do that” *Kallen raping Suzaku’s Lancelot to the next week with Guren* “I’m…not…gonna…*Lelouche’s YOU MUST LIVE YOU SON OF A BITCH-geass takes effect* PUCKER UP YOU FUCKERS COZ HERE COMES DA BOMB”‘
{!NovaJinx} = tokyo goes boom, Akira-style
{!NovaJinx} shitload of civilians die
{!NovaJinx} Nunnaly dies
{!NovaJinx} Sayoko dies
{!NovaJinx} Nina goes FUKKEN BAAAAAAWW
{!NovaJinx} Suzaku is LOL WUHHH
{!aurabolt} \(o.o)/
{!NovaJinx} then Nina goes to beg a hugbox from Suzaku but he’s flaming her lesbian ass
{!aurabolt} I says Suzaku dies at the end. And then they have a third season where more faggots appears to replace him. :D
{!aurabolt} And everyone goes, WHO THE FAWK ARE THESE GUYS?
{!NovaJinx} “Suzaku-san! It can’t be….my bomb…” “Yeah, you pretty much killed all the poor bastards plus Nunnaly. Good work you ass, now go get yourself a football table or something.”
{!NovaJinx} well, you should see the ULITMAET SHOWDOWN in Geass when Lelouch and Charles face off -.-
{!NovaJinx} it’s full of OTL
{!aurabolt} I don’t know who Charles is. :3
{!NovaJinx} “MUHAHA LELOUCH, MY FOOLISH SON, YOU SURE HAVE GUTS TO FACE ME. BUT ITS OVAR, BECAUSE THIS BUTT-FUCKING-DOOMSDAY MACHINE WILL SOON DO SOMETHING VERY NASTY”
{+hikago} Rocket Charles was fucking stupid
{!aurabolt} ._.
{!NovaJinx} then Lelouch suddenly gets another Geass from out of nowhere
{!aurabolt} Son?
{!NovaJinx} and he’s liek
{!aurabolt} Power-up… lulz
{!NovaJinx} “Fuck you old goat, check out mah bitch-ass akimbo-Geass”
{!NovaJinx} “EMPEROR, YOU ARE BAD SO YOU WILL NOT EXIST!” “lol wu-WHATHEFUCK MY BODY IS DISAPPEARING” “HAh, winrar” “LELOUUUU~~CH!” *UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET CHARLES*
{!NovaJinx} but then he just fucking disappears
{!aurabolt} ._.
{!NovaJinx} and Lelouche’s slut mom who appeared from nowhere fades as well, being a bitch she is
{!NovaJinx} and then Lelouch and Suzaku just teleport or something, hell if I know, to the Britannian throne room
{!aurabolt} Sounds like you can reinterpret the whole series.
{!aurabolt} ._.
{!NovaJinx} and Suzaku goes all SPINZAKU on the guards
{!aurabolt} SLUT MOM
{!aurabolt} NASTY
{!NovaJinx} and Lelouch fucking double-Geass’es everyone and makes them shout ALL HAIL LELOUCH until they…hell if I know, pass out of exhaustion or something
{!NovaJinx} since it was on live broadcast, it prolly caused the entire population of earth to meet the same fate
{!NovaJinx} = BAD END
{!NovaJinx} and Suzaku and Lelouch are left to start a new mankind….holy shit that’s nasty
{!aurabolt} ._.
{!aurabolt} …
{!aurabolt} I’m scared. ;_;

amirite?

P.S. Regarding the post on Google EULA, it was getting too much traffic so it screwed up my stats and since it became obsolete bullshit already, I removed it. Now go back to lurking Slashdot.

P.S.S. I will be applying Jinx!’s feed on Animeblogger’s Antenna from now on. This will be happen whenever I get in contact with Maestro.